baumgarten jpg Robin Baumgarten
Station: WGN-TV (9)
Job: Morning Anchor
City: Chicago
Network: CW

Prior to her gig as co-anchor she was the traffic reporter for WGN morning news. I have to say as much as I liked Robin, she does NOT have the capacity to be an anchor. She just cannot pull this off in any form. She is dull and lifeless and it sounds and looks like she just reads off the teleprompter with emotion in her vocal tone, all monotone. She isn't horrible, it's just that she's more matronly and not nearly as personable or at easy as she was before she was co-anchor.


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konrad jpg Paul Konrad
Station: WGN-TV (9)
Job: Morning Weather
City: Chicago
Network: CW

He used to be quite funny. Back in the heyday of the morning news, Paul and Bill Weir (now of Sunday Good Morning America) were unbeatable as a team. Once Bill left he started to play off of Robin Baumgarten. While Weir was every bit as witty as Konrad, Baumgarten could play straight man and they pulled it off. Shortly after getting married Konrad lost it. He put on massive amounts of flesh and cut his hair to show just how unattractive baldness can be on certain people.

His Bio says he has a degree in "drama," and has "Studied" meteorology. Which is a nice way of saying he took an online course in it.

Too bad such an interesting man became dull, dull and dull. Did I mention he is very dull now?


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konrad jpg Micah Materre
Station: WGN-TV (9)
Job: Noon Anchor
City: Chicago
Network: CW

This lady's a skank. I hate her so much. They need to call her Skanka Materre. She is a self-righteous pompous arrogant, skank and I'm being nice here. My greatest wish would be to see her step out in front of a bus so I could watch her skankiness splatted all over the street.

The other day some guy was talking and she kept interrupting telling him "I have kids." I felt like saying "So what skank," my mother raised FOUR kids, worked as the head nurse in the pediatric department of a major Chicago hospital and yet somehow STILL managed to get things around the house done. I guess with reading the news for an hour a day must be much more taxing.

And her knowledge of world events is painfully obvious. I mean how hard would it be for WGN to find another African American woman with long straight hair, because that is obviously all this no talent, skank has going for her. .


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fag sanders jpg Hosea Saunders
Station: WLS-TV (7)
Job: Morning Anchor
City: Chicago
Network: ABC

This guy is just TOO GAY. Recently he ran into trouble with someone trying to blackmail him. He said it was drugs. Right, I bet someone was going to out him or the drugs were probably part of his "tricking" for guys. This guy is just "ready to fly on outta here." I cannot express just how much I HATE this man. I cannot watch Channel 7 in the mornings. This man is such a femme, he walks with a lisp.


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fag garcia jpg John Garcia
Station: WLS-TV (7)
Job: Reporter
City: Chicago
Network: ABC

This guy is another flamer. Mr "Oh I can't be gay cause I have a wife." Yes because I can't think of any Latino guys that would get married to cover up their homosexuality. He used to be the main Sunday news anchor but was demoted back to reporter.


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 jpg Alan Krashesky
Station: WLS-TV (7)
Job: Reporter
City: Chicago
Network: ABC

This guys looks like a handsome man who got his nose broke and it never healed quite right. He would be a lot better off reading the news and not having a smirky, "look at me I got the top slot at 6pm" attitude when he reads it. He's been with the station for over 20 years, and while he is OK as an anchor, he really doesn't have the skills or talent to be the main 6pm anchor.


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fag dimaio jpg Rick DiMaio
Station: WFLD-TV (32)
Job: Weather Anchor
City: Chicago
Network: FOX

This guy just looks strange. Yeah I can hear all of you yelling at me thinking, "This guy puts way too much importance on looks." But I watch TV news for nice pleasant people. Not weird looking people. And this guy just LOOKS weird. He looks like a child molester to me. Not that he is one, just that he fits my image of what an old man who molests children would look like. God he is so ugly, he is like, that girl who played Blossom ugly.

Coming from a background as a meteorologist at United Airlines, I guess we can assume he's gay, from that and is effected mannerisms. Yeah I know it's a stereotype, but judge for yourself.


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fag dimaio jpg David Novarro
Station: WFLD-TV (32)
Job: Morning Anchor
City: Chicago
Network: FOX

This guy is also strange. Ugly beyond belief, I don't know what Fox has against hiring people that are decent to look at. I could even give them the benefit if the ugly people had talent. This guy is one step above "Skanka" Materre. Fox is obviously catering to the Latino community with him. He is 100% Native American, yet because he speaks Spanish, he thinks he's Latino and so does Fox. I guess Fox figures they can fill two minorities in one person.


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nerd mora jpg Antonio Mora
Station: WBBM-TV (2)
Job: 10pm Anchor
City: Chicago
Network: CBS

This guy was brought in from Good Morning America and was hailed as the great new anchor to sweep Chicago off it's feet. He needs to be sweeping floor, cause he's got no talent and isn't even good to look at. He clearly has the "I'm a nerd and a Spanish nerd at that," look going for him. Of Cuban parentage and he was brought in to lure viewers from Spanish Language channels 44 and 66. But the stupid idiots at WBBM-TV failed to notice, those people watch news on Channel 44 and Channel 66 because it's in Spanish. On Channel 2's website it says something like, he's of Cuban Parentage and speaks Spanish. Gee a Cuban who speaks Spanish, what are the odds of that?

Channel 2 must've invested a lot of money in him, because he's been a ratings failure since day one and doesn't provide much to the station except a Latino presence.


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burns jpg Diann Burns
Station: WBBM-TV (2)
Job: 6pm Anchor
City: Chicago
Network: CBS

After being given the axe by WLS-TV Channel 7 (ABC) she landed here. And she STILL needs a decent haircut. She had a nice haircut once like 10 years ago and watching her read the news you think, "She makes good money, you don't have to go to SuperCuts."

When she was dismissed by WLS many cried racism, but those who did obviously didn't ever listen to her. She is just BAD.


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cooper jpg Anderson Cooper
Station: CNN
Job: Evening Host
City: Nationwide Cable
Network: CNS

OK I hate this man. He is always checking himself out in the camera. Yet gay people seem to love him. Why? Because he is one of us? As Gloria Vanderbilt's son, he has no other reason to be famous. What do people find so attractive? His triangle head? His baboon shaped nose? His elephant sized ears? His smirky smile? What I hate most is the way he is constantly posing for the camera. I know he used to be a model but who cares?

If you have to keep checking the camera to see if you're looking cool, well than you are NOT COOL.

I remember when he was covering the hurricanes, every last single reporter was clinging on to their rain coats, their microphones, what have you. But old Anderson Cooper was there with a hat on. Yes a baseball cap, and it never blew off never even swayed a bit. You know he had to have some sort of bobby pins so it wouldn't fly off his head.

And his "supposed" gray hair, changes colors too if you watch it closely. One day it's blonder the next day it's back to gray. What up with that? Not to mention your complete lack of journalistic credentials.


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myers jpg Chad Myers
Station: CNN
Job: Morning Weather
City: Nationwide
Network: CNN

This guy is just bad. He is funny, well at least he thinks so. And he has a shape like an egg. I mean, a real egg. I'm not trying to be funny, when he takes off his suit coat he looks like an egg.

I feel like writing CNN and saying "hey egg, put your suit coat back on. What is wrong with CNN? Did they say, "Hey you know what, there aren't enough egg shaped people on TV." I mean if he left his suit coat on you wouldn't notice it, but jeez he always takes it off. Why?

 

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